Again..

I must vent my frustrations out about my computer.

I apologize.

But.. my computer might be an untimely end by being attacked by a manicure tool. Or by sudden impact on the icy interstate just a few houses from where I now sit, fighting with the stupid thing to do the simplest tasks such as checking my e-mail, blogging, or checking on MaryKay orders..

*Insert frustrated, going insane scream here*

There. Isn't this the part where I am supposed to feel a bit better?

It didn't work.

Any other ideas, dear reader? What would be some creative ways to take out my frustrations out against this computer, which is clearly the spawn of evil?